Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!
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Did You Know?
"Crack" refers to both a gap in pavement and, well, the other meaning! Toilet paper was invented in China around 1391 CE for the Chinese Imperial family. Modern perforated toilet paper was introduced in 1890. The first splinter-free toilet paper wasn't available until 1935. Americans use an average of 50 pounds of toilet paper per person annually. The great toilet paper shortage of 2020 caused global panic buying!