Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

They woke him up!

Did You Know?

The word "kidnapping" sounds alarming, but here it literally means "kid napping" — a child taking a nap! This wordplay works because "kidnapping" can be broken into "kid" + "napping." Studies show school-age children who get adequate sleep perform 20-30% better academically, though falling asleep in class usually isn't the recommended approach!