Why did the mummy start going to therapy?

Turns out he's been holding things in for three thousand years.

Did You Know?

The joke plays on 'holding things in' — mummies are literally wrapped tight in linen bandages, so of course they'd have some bottled-up feelings after 3,000 years! Real mummification could take up to 70 days, with embalmers removing organs but carefully preserving the heart, believed to be needed in the afterlife.