How do cows stay up to date with the news?
They read the moos-paper.
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This pun combines "news" with "moo" (the sound cows make) to create "moos-paper" instead of "newspaper." Newspapers have been around since the early 1600s, and while cows can't actually read, they are quite intelligent animals that can learn routines, recognize faces, and even have best friends within their herd!