Why shouldn’t you buy essential oils from a cat?

It’s probably a purramid scheme.

Did You Know?

"Purramid" combines "purr" (the sound cats make) with "pyramid" — as in pyramid scheme, those sketchy multi-level marketing operations! Cats actually purr at frequencies between 25-150 Hz, which some studies suggest may promote bone healing and reduce pain. Meanwhile, essential oil sales have exploded into a $7 billion industry, though veterinarians warn many oils are actually toxic to cats.